Breast fed baby goes to doctors- Joke
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Breast fed baby goes to doctors- Joke
A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.
She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor.
After arriving there, the doctor examined and asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Breast fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed said, "No wonder this baby is hungry.
You don't have any milk."
"Naturally," she said, "I'm his aunt. But I'm glad I came."
She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor.
After arriving there, the doctor examined and asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Breast fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed said, "No wonder this baby is hungry.
You don't have any milk."
"Naturally," she said, "I'm his aunt. But I'm glad I came."
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